i'd do it again

One nun, one pair of sunglasses, zero remorse. She has been to confession. It did not take. Painted like an old master portrait and then handed a pair of black cat-eye sunglasses, she sits back in the choir stall with a candle burning, a rosary left on the missal beside her, and her chin resting on one hand. The line above her head is not a question, and it is not an apology. The joke lands in the gap between how seriously the painting takes itself and what it actually says. Warm rust reds, deep blacks, a shaft of afternoon light through the lattice. It reads as a museum piece right up until someone gets close enough for the four words. Hangs best in a hallway, a bedroom, or over a bar cart. Anywhere a guest gets a second alone with it. Available as a matte paper poster or a ready-to-hang canvas. Same price either way. Details Choose your finish: poster or canvas, same price Poster: giclée print on heavyweight matte art paper, unframed, shipped rolled in a protective tube Canvas: gallery-wrapped cotton canvas on a solid wood stretcher frame, arrives ready to hang Archival pigment inks, no fading, no yellowing Three sizes: 12" x 16", 20" x 28", 30" x 40" Printed to order No notes. No regrets.

keep it out of direct sunlight and away from steam. handle it by the edges, never the face, and frame it behind glass if the room gets humid.